Just because someone tells you it’s a “Dinglehopper,” it doesn’t mean you should believe them.
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
When you think about it, Ariel isn't too bright. She'll believe anything anyone tells her. We also have to assume she's illiterate because wouldn't it solve a lot of problems if she could write notes to Prince Eric to explain the whole deal?
This chick. Clearly huffing glue.
Alice (Alice in Wonderland)
When you full-out admit that you “give yourself very good advice but I very seldom follow it,” it's kind of an acknowledgement that you're useless.
Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)
Sleeping Beauty is kind of equivalent to the child who puts his finger in a socket when expressly told not to. How about just not touching the spindle? But can you really blame her for being so naïve when she was homeschooled by three incredibly scatterbrained fairies?